@hardxluck i dont know who keely is but i think its safe to say id rather touch your butt

@lilmisscuntcake in a distant galaxy there are a whole race of little cunt cake knock-offs.

@tsluciamatthews fuck vice cops

@veronicavice its sexxxy to fuck your gf after shes fucked another guy

@alia_janine "most people live thier whole lives & wonder if they've made a difference. U.S. Marines dont have that problem." -ronald reagan

@xlatrodectus I pretend to care cause youre part Native. Hahaha. Naw, youre kool though

Lesbian cholas at the courthouse..... "howwwwwww duuuuuummmmm"

I think that sandwich made me ill. Thanks subway

Another show about firemen. Dont girls have anything else to jack off to???

"when you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave." -Kung Fu, pilot film

FUCK! IT TOOK ME 10 DAYS TO DOWNLOAD ALL THE GREEN HORNET EPISODES FROM VUZE, ONLY TO OPEN THEM TO FIND THEYRE IN SPANISH! MY DAY IS RUINED!

@veronicavice whenever i see a guy in flip flops and jeans, i point and laugh

Whats worse than tapout tshirts? Ed hardy tshirts..... And whats worser than that? Obey tshirts. Duh

@itscassieramone i always think of a timeive had it way worse. or someone else has had it worse. that gets me going

@d4tass daddy is ok. definately not poppi

@nxtmrsbrand id stay at your feet. Thats even creepier. I win!

Guy at the gym has a rockstar energy drink tattoo on his neck. Im not joking

@xladysith they smell like cocobutter to me. then again im never too close

@msbabykills let me know when you need a drinking buddy

Im like KFC, I come in regular, or extra creepy