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and this is why we love you, @nathanfillion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aqFSzNNdrw&feature=rec-fresh+div-f-7-HM
what makes the bottom of your heart so much more sincere then the top of it?
great, i tweet something about the bible and now the bible is following me on twitter...this is not going to end well...
i call my professors by their first names behind their back #imsobadass
my roommate just informed me that she is relying on her looks to get by in life...i feel obligated to buy her a mirror...
seriously. why do people with horrible breath always have secrets to share???
the word 'like' is the herpes of the English language
i am like classy spelled backwards...i dont make sense and i have nothing to do with classy...
all you really need in life is a good pair of jeans and an open mind.
Sir, I can't hear anything over the amount of dirt on your jeans. Sincerely, hygiene.
a procrastinators work is never done
whenever i dont want to do my chores i put in Mary Poppins to listen to her chore song...and then i just watch the whole movie. fuck chores.
without insecurities, the human race would be even more intolerable
i feel like im cheating on college with you, twitter
i want to be a Canadian when i grow up.
ah crap...tequila just fell down my throat...stupid clumsy stuff
asking your neighbor for bacon is the same as borrowing a cup of sugar...right?
if you dont like marshmallows, we cant be friends. (i had to draw the line somewhere)
Formally the ramblings of an underachieving college student. Then they made me graduate. Now I make adulty decisions...like AmeriCorps...and boat shoes.