Just saw 2016: Obama’s America. I think every American of voting age, Liberal or Conservative should watch this movie with an open mind.

Like a Jesus http://ijustca.me/pgsV

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF TWITTER!!!

I just came out of the closet http://t.co/cmYU3rxp

Twitter is a social networking site...when you ignore people who @reply you it's just plain unsocial

Things that don’t work:

The Rhythm Method
Trickle Down Economics
iTunes Wi-Fi Sync

I LOL'ed http://t.co/BMjS6Bqm

Errbody like my new avatar? I made it in about 5 min in MS Paint...you won't believe how much they paid me for it either 

@liz just make sure you and @rsears communicate when you plan on wearing it. It would be embarrassing if you both showed up wearing one

@evagiselle You're young let's party!

(not in a creepy way or anything...I'm just old)

I'm a proud Republican but after sitting next to this militant radical all night I get why our party gets a bad rap we are not all like that

If you are in Chino Hills and you want the true coffee experience check out @dripp ☕

(Hopefully there will be one in San Diego soon)

@misosoup @chrisdazzo @montydesi Mind = Blown Got to drive a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano (612HP V12 Enzo Engine) pic.twitter.com/8zTpsKrgqz

@crackerjackie @t_fender Pervs!

@crackerjackie Just give me your $100 and call it a day. Same outcome for you. I’m $100 richer. It’s a Win Win.

@jaclynrebel @jackrebel_ Are you guys looking to buy soon, or just "window shopping"?

First shipment from @tonxcoffee arrived today! Looking good boys. pic.twitter.com/kJr5xS0a

Ladies: When you are getting dressed to come to work, please note that sweatpants do not fall under the “business casual” umbrella. #protip

@stephenrevesz You should start studying









how to say “would you like fries with that” 🍟

@stephenrevesz more like “Cosmic A MAN Duh” #amirite

So there’s this guy that has hung up on me 59 days in a row. Tomorrows my day, 60th times a charm.

/cc @stevestreza