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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    "You know where you are? You're at McDonalds baby, you want some friiiiiies?" - Axl Rose, September employee of the month.

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    Its_Baldylockzraginbull67FarwaAli6DJAmarrotheKMOshowSleazySliLiterotica_comliquorandpills
    WonderMonkey78bestlizardvaporcoffinlaurascazCpt_BurnoutveinarmorwarholearyShaunRightNowGimpySunshine____aimeevc1970skitzoetteMikecanrant
  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    You shit yourself twice in one day at work and suddenly you're "that guy who shit himself twice in one day at work"

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    CelebrityChezbelleahhSCBamaManninatreemonkeyobscurerobotpbear79Sarcasmo718weinerdog4lifeTheRealLobot______adambation
  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    You had me at "various dipping sauces"

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    DanKCharnleyrossbransonKentTheG__________whatitsmenej
  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    "Then why do they call it a MANicure?!" I sob as I wipe the tears from my face with my newly bedazzled, fuschia painted fingernails.

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    junejuly12reddishunicornonehappyghostteacup_giraffe____
  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    Just had sex with a loaf of bread, now I have a yeast infection. I just hope the baby isn't born inbread, or we'll end up eloafing.

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    PoppaFergIts_BaldylockzSleazySliJohnASinclairPretzelNYPanettaSexyTimeBadAssB48546279SoulYodeler
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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    "What are your 4 best features?" She asked seductively. "My chins" I replied as tears poured down my chocolate cake stained cheeks.

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    I just saved a ton of money by buying a can of Febreze instead of a washing machine.

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    Black__Elvispeachey_keenSwoonTwang________
  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    Some people said "hey eric10F, maybe you shouldn't drink on a Wednesday" and I replied "hey, fuckface, maybe I don't know what day it is"

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    Its_BaldylockzSleazySliJohnASinclairJeni_DeckerPanettaSexyTimeSublimelysweetGToooShoebonniecmpbll
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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    "Sir, I don't care if you brought your jukebox money, this is RADIO shack. The love shack is 15 miles down the road.. please put on pants"

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    "Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats Helloooooo! Is it me you're looking for?" - Lion-O Richie.

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    Cheesecake79walesboy1972Nicksgaarmsmollybee25Its_BaldylockzsarahsansomBeardedManFaceWigCannon
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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    If by 'raw dogging' you mean eat uncooked hot dogs alone in bed at night, then yes, I raw dog all. the. time.

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    I like my women like I like my comic books: rare, well inked, with plenty of issues.

    (also: wrapped in plastic and stored in my closet)

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    mewritesgoodPortRoosterChi_luci_08______
  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, I'd have a hard time telling the difference between a zombie, and a drunk girl in high heels.

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    Apparently I got "DVR Harry and the Hendersons" drunk last night.

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    Adar79AngieCherhole__________
  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    After last night, my liver is so black that Tyler Perry just made a movie about it.

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    TONY is STARK naked because he forgot to IRON his clothes, MAN.

    MARVEL at the shittyness of this tweet

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    Walked outside and 2 baby birds flew out from behind me.... I feel like a disney character.... an out of shape, hungover disney character.

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful.

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  • eric10F
      eric10F @eric10F

    Just made an ice cream sundae so big that Marc Summers appeared and said if I found the flag hidden in it, I'd win a pair of British Knights

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@eric10F

@eric10F

I used to be that guy in a tigger costume. My favorite color is blacked out.