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In an outrageous & totally rad display of power abuse, an ice cream truck just turned on its music to go through a red light. No objections.
Love in the Time of Seasonal Allergies #LessAmbitiousNovels
The hangover from jello shots can be topped only by the horrific shame that accompanies acknowledging you have a hangover from jello shots.
Added broccoli to smoothie this morning. Get ready for the recap everyone I encounter. And they said self immolation would never be a trend.
Breakfast at Costco #LessAmbitiousNovels
Wiped small piece of chocolate off my sock, looked at chocolate on my finger, wiped chocolate back on sock. Dignity, always dignity.
Walked by a nude volleyball game today that doubled as one of the most competitive Jimmy Buffett look-alike contests I've experienced.