Watch @wise_kaplan predict Murdoch's Daily in 2009: http://bit.ly/2MqTZz

This looks like the world's grossest, most middle-aged bar.  http://www.gate403.com/ 

Telephony Metadata is the name my prog rock band, oddly.  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/06/nsa-phone-records-verizon-court-order …

@ddale8 There are a lot of weird demonyms for city residents.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjectivals_and_demonyms_for_cities …

@bruce_arthur When LeBron hits a jumper, the ball goes through the mesh like it's been dunked.

The Middle Ages sucked: "Rhenish white from the Rhineland was twice as expensive and favored by the upper classes."  http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2013/05/21/medieval_europe_why_was_water_the_most_popular_drink.html …

Incredibly excited to be starting as @maisonneuvemag's associate editor in the fall. They're the best in the biz; I'm a lucky guy.

Hey, NY, your next mayor is going to be a slim preteen camel who wears baby blue turtlenecks and sends dong shots.  http://www.mediaite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/anthony-weiner-high-school-photo-3609-1300988849-10-249x300.jpg …

I don't understand why The New Yorker has put Ian Parker on rushed, superficial high-brow celebrity profile duty.  http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/04/29/130429fa_fact_parker …

O man, it is NOT easy going from reading that sorority letter to reading an academic article on intergenerational justice.

When V.S. Naipaul met George Lucas, he said "I don't know Star Wars, I am not interested in films." (p. 422, Patrick French's Naipaul bio.)

Sad to hear @dsnelles is leaving @maisonneuvemag. Having worked with him, I can confirm what Maisy readers know: that he was a great editor.

@cszabla Shhh, @profjeffjarvis might hear you.

Am I the only person who would read a long magazine profile of Thabo Sefolosha?

Taking a cab to the bus station is like having an aperitif before a Big Mac.

Once when I was interviewing a guy in a bar, he called me a narc and threatened to cut my head off. Sperling, step your game up, bro.

"It's Better To Die Hard Than to Fade Away" #diehard6titles

@cam_oflage Thanks man. Just fighting to keep the male gender down, all day, every day.

Guy whom I chewed out for speeding in Audi, channelling Boehner: "Go fuck yourself, fucking nerd."

The Knicks' and Clippers' benches are pretty much the plot of Toy Story.