Oh CTV, Global & CBC tell me again why I need to "support local TV" when none of you bother to cover the Calgary election on air? #YYCvote

@kevymetalworld Aww you like me? How long have you had 'eyes' for me?
I feel shame that I laughed enough to tweet that.

@bigbelleville Thank you, as a fellow Calgarian can I ask you to Twitter shame @brentpiaskoski for his hometown disparaging tweets instead?

@kevymetalworld He drove until the gas was gone, and then walked until his feet were torn. And then he stole a bicycle. @danmanganmusic

10 kids tonight in Woodlands however one was Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. Extra handful of candy for singing the theme. #yyctreat

At a Regina steakhouse listening a table of old white men live up to the stereotype of small town people as they tell racist jokes.

Brunch at Denny's, shopping at Walmart, if I can get a church or gun range in tonight I think I get honorary American citizenship.

I am the Duke of Denny's; this particular Yelp achievement isn't my proudest moment. #yelp # yyc

Can's snark at Wonderwall, love this song, it should be played everytime a goalie plays at the Olympics...except maybe Luongo #gonnasaveme

"The louder you cheer, the quicker they're here!" It may be hours of sunstroke but that's kind of catchy. #cschucks #stampede #friedoreos

Ratty plaid shirt, cowboy hat & breakfast at Phil's. I'm set, bring on the Stampede! #yyc

Time for Brees to pull his Doug Flutie impersonation. #NFL

Watched Up In The Air & The Hangover, now off to get married, movies may have not been the smartest choice for big day entertainment

@dancetodrums I'm terrified, this wasn't what the direct to DVD movies promised women's prison was like #beyondscaredstraight

Favre was wearing a camo number 4 hat instead of a Viking at press confrence, jebus, he found a way to make me hate him even more #FavreFail

RT @mrrunnerdude: Named my iPod 'The Titanic', so when I plug it in it says 'The Titanic is syncing'.

The single best thing about that last @alqaeda retweet is noting terrorists use a Mac.

Well @ebertchicago just labelled me an intellectually unevolved fool. The 'videogames as art' debate has now descended into name-calling.

@tayaba Where are your papers? Who do you work for! http://goo.gl/daoh #MissUSA

I like eps that deal w/ the lives of minor characters & how they manage around the central character's crazy world. #House #DrCuddyIsaMILF