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Car dealership on Lemon St reminds me of the 3 keys 2 Real Estate: Location, Location, and don't put your dealership on Lemon St. fuckface.
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Attn guy in front of me in cafe line: Pretty sure Sade never had a song called "Swedish Taboo". Also, you're retarded.
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When did the candy box people stop filling chocolates with actual candy? 2-2 w/ awful choices. Got toothpaste in one and Maalox in another.
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@alex_mitchell Oh and still looking for tix. You'd swear Aug. 10 was BJ Giveaway night with these prices.
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Eesh, it looks like someone sacrificed an animal in one of the toilets on this floor. Related: I ate way too many red vines last night.
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@alex_mitchell I guess I could send you a pic of me with the wife. Zing! (Don't tell her I said that please)
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