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Man, I know a LOT of people who are currently on, or have been on unemployment.
Trying to convince my coworkers to get Thai for lunch so I can make a "Suit and Tie/Soup and Thai" joke. Its foolproof.
I ENJOY CARROT JUICE NOW. ITS ALL OVER. MY YOUTH IS OVER.
Spent 20min cab ride convincing drivers son, Eric, that our names sweet & he should NOT change it to Leonardo despite TMNT also being sweet
Hobby cleansing time. Loose leaf tea, you're out!
Beware: I print every email! So maybe YOU should think first before sending me one.
Did Jack Nicholson try to cover up his pronunciation of the L in Les Mis by also saying Life of Pies?
A woman at whole foods asked me to open her fancy bottled water. So I'm definitely stronger than that woman.
Whenever I unsubscribe from someone's Facebook posts, I'm secretly telling them to go fuck themselves. #fb
Is everyone over Best Coast yet? Can we all move on now?
New charity idea: Buds for Duds. Donate headphones to inner city youths so I don't have to listen to their crappy cell phone speakers.
Dammit. Pretty sure I'm wearing the exact same dress shirt as the only other black kid in my motorcycle course.
Pull up to the scene but my cielin' missin'