RT ONLY if you'd like me to follow you back. or if you want a bday shout out.

I wish people would stop spreading rumors that Charlize Theron and I are dating. Its starting to make Halle Berry jealous.

Hey North Carolina your bans suck as much as your BBQ does.

If u get a chance, please watch modern family tonight. If u dont get a chance, please get a hard flat surface and stub your toe on it.

Unless you're gay and your dream is to marry your partner. Then, the federal government should step in Mr Romney?

Im in my happy place.
Manhattan Kansas.
Manhappiness.
Love it here. Love the peeps.
Love how it makes me feel.
Go cats! Beat K Who

Joe's laughing and smirking is probably going over as well with republicans as Paul's hairline is with democrats. #debates

Seems just like yesterday we were in September. #Timeflies.

Now if America would leave American Idol maybe we could wrap this thing up.

If you are watching modern family tonight, go ahead and tweet #ColinKleinHeismanTrophy OR
#KansasStateRules

"See my family?" "Look. I have a family too." "Now I'm being nice to your family." "But look. I'm being nicer to your family." #debates

Tonight is one of my most favorite episodes of modern family we've ever shot. 🎼

Just flew into Buffalo and boy are my wings tired. Get it? Wings? Buffalo wings. No?

Anybody gonna be in Manhattan Kansas for the KU - K- State game on Saturday?! Cause I AM!!! #EMAW

My cute little family. http://t.co/9Vq7725u

No way Lehrer doesn't smell like moth balls.

EMAW baby! @sofiavergara says GO CATS! http://t.co/6HUjyJkN

pretty surprised people still pull over for fire trucks and ambulances given how important everyone is these days.

no disrespect to people who have dedicated their entire life to water polo, but this shit is stupid.

if i could fuck the ice they have at Sonic, i would.