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Dark at 5PM? FUCK YOU.
Woke up singing "You are my son" to my cat.
Eating nachos by myself. Fresh young couple sitting next to me. I'm laughing quietly whenever they do. My laughs are getting louder.
5 yr old boy just got time out for saying "diarrhea juice" 4 times in a St Louis parking lot.
Wish I could comfort all your Chippies after you pop your Shrim Seal. Would hold you all night. Kiss you on the forehead.
Man with pony tail and horrible breath leans in to me and whispers, "How do you like the iphone?"
"I watch ALL the housewives" my mom.
SPRING BREAK FOREVER BITCHES
Goodnight friends. Let's kill it in 2011. Everyone get involved. Fuck things up for real.
call your pep pep!
"TIM & ERIC'S BEDTIME STORIES" it's real and coming soon to @adultswim: http://splitsider.com/2013/05/adult-swim-announces-new-projects-from-paul-scheer-tim-eric-and-more/ … T, E, & ZACH are BACK!