You guys remember ZIP disks? We stored tons of important shit on them and lost it all when the drives died? That's how I feel about EC2.

irony: TIL my first name literally means "forever alone":  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik  /cc @drbrain @erkkie @elebertus

$ logger fuck you syslog

NAILED IT: http://www.teddziuba.com/2011/04/amazon-the-purpose-of-pain.html

the amount of fucks I give today can only be measured in kelvin

Reply to all the things

@slyphon hangovers?

@bascule @jtimberman  http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31695172.jpg …

refuctoring

 http://i.imgur.com/oLyyY.jpg 

@slyphon mushroom:mushroom

@slyphon PUN OVERLOAD.

been noticing I accidentally a word a lot lately

Sorry. If you're hating on a comedian for making jokes to the point where they pull them offline, you just returned your "liberal" card.

@philiph probably just reincarnated jerry garcia on a diet of speed and love

Wow, GNAA still exists. I don't remember them being so full of themselves when they were botting and spamming slashdot ages ago though.

Last week's seinfeld theme summarized:  http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31198284.jpg …

aaaaand we're cross-compiling. ladies.

@slyphon let the hate flow through you. Come to the java side

@iamdanryan lest ye be HUNGRY