How do you spell PR nightmare? RT @heycameraman: Man Found Dead in Bathtub with KARK Meteorologist Brett Cummins http://t.co/PtAa4HO

@lexxfitness FTS - Fuck. That. Shit.

@lexxfitness to a FUCKING car that isnt FUCKING there." I laugh so hard every damn time.

@lexxfitness "I dont care for your tone." "And I dont care for how your FUCKING company left me in the middle of FUCKING nowhere with keys

Take a moment today, as you should every day, to realize how fragile life is & how quickly and tragically it can be taken away. #Neverforget

@vickyycath I knew you could do it.

Happy Easter everyone. I don't remember anything about chocolate rabbits and peeps in Sunday school but damn if they aren't delicious.

Sunrise from 20,000 feet.  http://instagram.com/p/XZoJP8OJB8/ 

@lutzgomets People give me shit for folding my pizza out here too. THATS HOW YOU EAT IT!!!!

@lutzgomets Also, people think that Papa Johns is good. I just roll my eyes out here.

Izzys Ruben = great birthday lunch.  http://instagr.am/p/VwozeouJEY/ 

I make a pretty mean #breakfast if I do say so myself.  http://instagr.am/p/Vjco8bOJIL/ 

See New Orleans, this is why you can't have nice things. #blackoutsuperbowl

Hello Cleveland.  http://instagr.am/p/VOyM5mOJCt/ 

“@cbsnews: Reports: JJ Abrams to helm next "Star Wars" movie  http://cbsn.ws/UoIpjm ” no one is surprised by this.

@agent_mackey favorite of the Indiana Jones movies!

#FF @darinlovesbacon because he loves bacon and so should you. Oh also, his tweets are hilarious.

I don't want to pay off my bills or lose weight I just want to be myself and do what's good for me and my happiness. That's my resolution.

@darinlovesbacon How has Christopher Walken never done a Christmas Album called "Walken In a Winter Wonderland" I'd buy it.

Wow. Just wow. RT @darinlovesbacon: Any time Michael J. Fox grills a steak he calls it a "Steak and Shake"