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My therapist thinks I require too much external validation. What do you guys think?
Trying to think of a word that makes me angry faster than "buffering..."
Headlights are not a form of witchcraft. It is okay to use them. I promise.
I'll never be able to adequately thank the Olympics for getting my grandparents to temporarily change the channel from Fox "News."
If you don't know & love someone who's LGBTQ, where do you live and what year is it?
I'm not paranoid but sometimes it feels like everything that happens to me is part of a sick joke perpetrated by everyone I've ever met.
I'm really good at making myself miserable.
You guys would not believe the sheer number of things I'm putting off doing right now.
I can summarize my day in five words: I had wine for breakfast.
Last night I used voice to text and it was all correct including the apostrophes and now I don't know what to believe
People of Twitter: I'm *not* flirting with you, it's just that your hair looks really nice today and you smell good and I like your shoes...
Did you know that your emotions are valid?
I wonder at what incongruous hour my sleeping pills will decide to kick in today
It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I don't trust anybody.
I can't decide if it's *only* Wednesday or if it's *already* Wednesday.
(Rated PG for mild thematic elements and brief language.)