“…and when Skynet becomes self-aware, we’re going to be sorry we activated those drones.” —@johnroderick

 http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/reverb/2012/10/the_last_debate_hodgman_vs_rod.php …

Erm, so, I feel that if you don’t remember at least 14.4 modems you shouldn’t even be at the big boy table discussing .gif pronunciation.

“Welcome to your first day at Dominion
Power! Here’s your striped polo, pleated Dockers, and wraparound shades.”

Watching The Warriors makes me miss @serarrist all the more.

What are we outraged about on Internet today again? Oh? That’s LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER.

@serarrist Is dropping marimba a harbinger of Apple’s decline? Does posing an article as a question make you a shitty tech journalist?

I would just like to shake the proprietor's hand. http://t.co/aOm3zHgC

@indiescent I just ruefully get out $80 for tolls, blow whatever’s left tipping girls at Flashdancers.

@tov3y Operation Hobnob Drop is underway.

Nothing like curling up with one of the classics on a cold winter's night. http://t.co/cFmzuYTT

I'm going to guess iOS 5 will continue the sad habit of trying to turn my "fuck" into "duck".

Take a moment today to think about what a great leap backwards labor rights have taken in this country.

I'm working on a script to retweet everything @indiescent says until you 1) follow her or 2) block me.

@farmdoggie Literally don't get me started on how much I love Liz Phair. Also I put High Violet on when I can't sleep.

"If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about" has to be the most offensive, un-American sentiment ever.

Bloody fantastic new White Laces track. I'll be at the Black Cat show fer sure.  http://soundsofrva.org/post/49202607094/white-laces-deep-moves-white-laces-is-back …

I will literally never tire of this: kittens inspired by kittens  http://youtu.be/FtX8nswnUKU 

It's amusing to see computer science nerds slag off other majors on the Internet. In their defense, it must sting a bit to graduate a virgin

Pfft. You iTards have fun. I'll be over here compiling Debian for my toaster and planning my next sex tourism trip to Manila.

@serarrist You work in a print shop, right? The ultimate passive aggressive move would be to present bound galley proofs next time.