If your follower counting has become your source of pride and is your ultimate achievement in life you need to go back to the drawing board

= ==> RT @robertalai: Only a woman holds a man like this #MainaKageni  http://twitpic.com/88rzuf 

Boys go through alot they take a chic from eastlands out for drinks... she takes 13 of them within an hour then she asks "alafu buda?"

@dannyceo stop spoiling for a fight. You are just a bitchy bitter fag on a man period! Now shove that up your ass am done here.

Voting for ICC suspects the contention being "sanctions? Aaaah the west needs Kenya, nothing will happen to us, my fave is WE HAVE CHINA"

Hahahaha RT @sweetcheeks_m: LMAO!! --> “@robnjogu: Kalonzo still hasn't decided what channel to watch #kedebate13”

Relationships should be symbiotic. you must add and get value to/ from each other. When one party becomes a liability take a cue and leave.

@dannyceo your dick belongs inside a somali mama's ass. Anal sex is your forte. Go fuck her then tweet about it

CKG means sikuji??? RT @omogirango: @espila some kid texted me 'ckg'. When she told me it is 'sikuji', I declared myself in middleage.

Lmaaaaaooo RT @mikeztyme: So someone Retweets ur tweet with no added text and u retweet it. Ok, what breed of wolves raised u now?

Hahahahaha RT @amamacho: If some parents really knew their daughters' true colours hawangeitisha ata dowry, 'Chukua bure kijana, na pole'.

Hahahaha RT @gishuvski: Ladies in Mombasa like their men bark, tall and tailsome

#unforgettable2012Tweets ''dear unfollowers, i would like to know which tweet pushed your limits so i can email it to you''

The followers struggle is real... Y'all taking this twitter thing too far man!

RT “@trishngasi: She texted 'xaxa hun, yew gewd?'... Now I'm out here trying to burry her body.”

Hahahaha wah! RT @mckym: #KatiaHerNa5Bob If mkipana tao yeye hunuka moshi ya stove.

Lmaaaaaaooooo RT @tj_themenace: Dear newbies, go back where you came from. We've tweeted everything.

Hahaha RT @suzziewonder: :* “@missbiskweet: A kiss will make your day, butt sex will make your hole weak. Tihihi!!”

LOL RT @kefakeith: LMAO RT @wrenex: WTFLMAO! RT @tedsposts: Hey, I just fucked you. And this is crazy, erase my number. And keep the baby!

These muslims wanted to bomb the catholic church in Maralal last Sunday... A deaf guy saved them. The fuck is wrong with these people.