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a birth control a day keeps the rape babies away!
i keep kissing the wrong fucking frogs
being white is my biggest accomplishment
I wanna fuck all my friends dads
that time i snorted coke off ur nuts
telling my best friends dad that I'm pregnant was easier than explaining to my best friend who the babies father is...
lets drink vodka and then fuck each other silly
you're pretty hot for a rapist
i hate bad teeth. inconvenient because my 'type' is meth heads.
i'm not obsessed but i've started using your urine as perfume.
you should all smoke DMT and join my cult
do a bump off my clit and then eat me like a rare steak, loveh
i'm not obsessed but you're unconscious and gagged in my bathtub.. don't stop breathin baybuh
i love lesbians, the tv kind. not the real life hefty bull dykes
This nail polish compliments my pussy juice nicely
i wish it rained vodka and snowed cocaine
just realized i wont ever get to be on teen mom... today is the worst day ever.
i love olden day blacks. polite, mannered and well trained. now they run around flappin their big lips, driving hummers and eatin waffles.
drink whiskey and get violent on me, baybuh
your dad wants to fuck me