"@frankoceaan: The prettiest girls have an 'A' in their name. ;)" dumbest thing i've read all day.

i had a dream that @vivianaa05 invited me to dinner and she made corn dogs and i really hate corn dogs but i felt so bad that i ate one.

but i had to sweep. stupid popcorn all over the whole damn park.

i keep pronouncing the name "connie" as "kony" #why

i'm not gonna get on the internet for a while after the dark knight rises, i don't want anyone to ruin it. and keep quoting it.

nobody likes you because you correct people via subtweet

when someone understands that i just like to play the same song all day lol >

I can still hear those French kids having fun at the pool,splashing around,drinking wine ,and showing off their sexy accents. Makes me sick.

I like those baby t shirts that say funny things like "party at my crib at 3 AM"

Ryan Gosling doesn't put emojis because not everyone can see them #ryangoslingisanangel

"let's play words with enemies" HAHAHAHA!

shout out to the friends that cock block for your own good

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i've been telling my roommates i have a presentation all day today, and they're still surprised that i dressed up

but because of Ryan Gosling. He's just so perfect.

now that i think about it that scene in the notebook when she wants him to be a bird. like wtf was that LOL i thought it was cute for years

@yeahhreally thanks yaya! You're the sweetest

@yeahhreally I do Hahahaha I was like why is this girl calling me sister LOL

just thinking about work tomorrow is ruining my mood

Ouch pic.twitter.com/eihvNmYimo