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my whole life has changed *ginuwine voice
I microwaved a bag of popcorn for like 3.5 minutes and when it was done my popcorn was burnt and the fire alarm went off and we had to
can't believe at one point of my life I had watched all the episodes of family guy
me: how does Michael Jackson have a new album if he's dead?
Val: WHO!? Malcolm X?
people treat the bus like it's their office or something. fucken talking on the phone for hours. ughhh 😤
"i know right, times were different then you guys have it so easy"
meat is no good for me :(
I think people turn to shitty love quotes/advice online because they are really bad at problem solving, and it's sad
calling in personal cos it's my cats birthday
occasional nose picker/scientist/mathematician/talented orange peeler (don't want to build a snowman)