@estrong07's (Eric Strong) most faved Tweets...
Him: Smoking will kill ya.
Me: Really? My Grandpa lived to 92.
Him: Oh, did he smoke?
Me: No, but he minded his own fucking business.
Me: Really? My Grandpa lived to 92.
Him: Oh, did he smoke?
Me: No, but he minded his own fucking business.
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Co-worker: awww, did your mommy make you lunch? Me: nope, yours did, and she woke me up when she got out of bed to do it... as fuckyousually
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The fact that my ex has not, as of yet, been mauled by a pack of wild grizzly bears is just plain incomprehensible.