I find that labeling a timeline sequence with the word “final” is bad luck, and often laughable. #PostChat

Every time my @alisonrosen ringtone goes off, it freaks out everyone around me. They literally jump. I'm never changing it.

Boredom. RT @rampantradio: @etchie @jasonbarnhart what is this?

@bigalerrey @darthbugsy If you guys ever get a chance to visit, I'm gonna go to the airport and yell "the British are coming" at you.

@bigalerrey My wife keeps reminding me to contact you for a Halo session.  http://twitpic.com/c8ecpr 

check out the latest #StretchingEnglish episode! My favorite intro ever!  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/stretching-english-ep-107/id487338701?i=136259753&mt=2 …

Forgot to add #feelsloved RT @xhourspass: JUST HAD MY ASS SLAPPED BY A HOMELESS WOMAN ON THE SUBWAY

@latinlaf I don’t remember conversations that happened more than 20 minutes ago!

@blastoffpodcast I love it! pic.twitter.com/urNkMDC4

@jasonbarnhart I’m done with you and the podcast.

This was above the looker at the last bar. pic.twitter.com/Nm76IV3V

Wanna k ow what’s funny? #FF @latinlaf

Answer Pants broadcasting tonight at 8:30! We have Chico and tattoo artist Clayton Girst! Check it out live at  http://rampantradio.com !

Can you reach your boobs? RT @nikki_ryan: Hungry as a motherfucker.

Nothing in my pantry, refrigerator, or freezer looks good.

@ybme2day @jasonbarnhart @thelexilove Agreed! I'm a much bigger fan of kettle corn now!

Man, I gotta check twitter more often. I’m slacking. Same with Vine.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. How much it’s worth is something else entirely.

Wash your hands? What a punch of crap. RT @themansatm: The more you know  http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-Gas-in-Bed-Without-Anyone-Noticing …

Recorded 9 podcast intros and turned in a project for work. Feeling productive. Thinking about sleep.

@nikki_ryan Your new tattoo is sick!