about to start a conference all call and I’m having donuts and fruit punch. Am a child? I think I might be a child.

My mom just quoted The #Vandals just now because that's how she (occasionally) rolls.

Boredom. RT @rampantradio: @etchie @jasonbarnhart what is this?

Man, I gotta check twitter more often. I’m slacking. Same with Vine.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. How much it’s worth is something else entirely.

Wash your hands? What a punch of crap. RT @themansatm: The more you know  http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-Gas-in-Bed-Without-Anyone-Noticing …

Recorded 9 podcast intros and turned in a project for work. Feeling productive. Thinking about sleep.

@bigalerrey @darthbugsy If you guys ever get a chance to visit, I'm gonna go to the airport and yell "the British are coming" at you.

@nikki_ryan Your new tattoo is sick!

@nikki_ryan Is this an “after giving birth” kind of thing? #ignorant

Yay intelligence! RT @mediaguy777: TSA says "no" to shampoo but "yes" to knives:  http://bit.ly/11FANMu 

I’m trying to work and my wife calls and makes a comment about never having seen Pulp Fiction. I don’t think I can get back to work!

Skyrim would be much shorter if cell phones existed in the game.

@sirkyle Rival Sons.

@themansatm Well it would be tang-y. OH!

check out the latest #StretchingEnglish episode! My favorite intro ever!  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/stretching-english-ep-107/id487338701?i=136259753&mt=2 …

@elvisofdallas Ooh, this is interesting.

@scootermagruder check out “Sleepwalk With Me”

My wife’s birthday cake. pic.twitter.com/EsmW4QrIMV

@justindcook very true.