Why do people think that they look good with that many piercings. You look like a piece of Swiss cheese so stop.

Apparently all it takes for KU to win a football game is $250 million and a franchise reboot. #Superman

@abberjabbers Who is Cain.

(Insert tweet here about Johnny Manziel doing something he shouldn't be doing)-Repeat every day. #SEC

Nebraska State Senators talking about the need to lower the income tax in Nebraska. Look what you did, Kansas.

No Game of Thrones this weekend :( Fortunately, I have dragon action figures AND MY IMAGINATION.

.@ttannahill80 #ManOfSteel was totally plausible and realistic up until the point where KU football was ranked.

Just another Friday morning, what with Microsoft Office now available for iPhone.

Wait. What?  http://macw.us/17LMfuA 

Whenever I hear Stars and Stripes Forever I just always assume its us playing it. @ksumbproblems

Single space my paper? Ok, satan 👿

So after using @tweetbot for about 15 minutes, I love it. It does exactly what I want from a desktop Twitter client.

@ethanlevine @gomezm149 pic.twitter.com/cOnpjA2xNR

@ethanlevine Better enjoy the friendship before George R.R. Martin gets involved. #killallthecharacters #GameOfThrones

I love the new iOS 7 icons and Ned Stark deserved to die.

Yo, NSA. I know you saw dat high score I just got on temple run 2. You know that's right!

Rockin' the hotel wifi. pic.twitter.com/qWbD2j6WrZ

...And at least our mascot isn't a freakin' beaver.

It's officially football season.

@ethanlevine No powercat emoji yet? :(

@ethanlevine I WANT THIS NOW.