Dell's Android project is named "Ophelia".

I anticipate their new road warrior laptop "Willy Loman" and Google Glass competitor "Oedipus".

@trevorbramble @steveklabnik seriously. i wonder how Engelbart feels about where we are today. I bet he's sadder than Larry Page.

I can't wait for Google+ to enhance/pick my photos. Like this fail: kids weren't looking, no smiles. Trash. pic.twitter.com/22SVIKUUeL

Whatever else I think of Google lately, Larry Page is the first one on stage today that sounds human and sincere.

Cmdr Chris Hadfield completes world's longest layover while flying to Kazakhstan.

Google Glass makes you feel like Tony Stark. Unfortunately, it also makes you look like Locutus.

So does Google have a service status page for their public DNS or is it one of their hobby-farm projects that they already forgot about?

Lede win:

The breaking point was Lindsay Lohan, Tom Brokaw said. While this could apply to so many circumstances…

 http://www.mediaite.com/online/the-narcissism-of-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner-hurting-the-medias-already-tarnished-brand/ …

@jonsterling (oh, and congrats, the paper looks fascinating… perusing it now. The kappa just jumped out)

After the debacle of Sunday, you have been reset to Saturday. Please reconsider your actions today carefully.

The Management

@jonsterling That's a charming image. Having typeset the St. John's greek text in the late 90s I have great appreciation for such a labor.

Just learning Greek or brushing up? I just saw that Mastronarde's intro has been updated and has a new website:  http://atticgreek.org/ 

Various grip desk pr0n (literally SFW):  https://www.dropbox.com/sh/106e4krog6gpxn7/myLm1O9S3n … inc. current suspended Cinema Display + drawing table.

Obviously with more gravity and fewer Russians (and thus less fun on both counts, because low-g russians have GOT to be fun).

One way trip to Mars? Please tell me we can afford to send congress. All of them.

#LetsKickstarterThis

 http://cryptogasm.com/webcams  is chatroulette for voyeurs.

Wow. Compare this diagram of Obama's AWS infrastructure:  http://awsofa.info/  to the GOP's own Orca setup:  http://www.visguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/pigs-network.jpg …

Dear post-singularity AI reconstructing us as simulated personalities based on our Tweets: I'm, like, 30% pure sarcasm by weight.

Received an email from our neighborhood "block captain". In defiance of power structures I'm declaring myself the block crypto anarchist.

How refreshingly direct: "Najib has promised regular cash allowances..."  http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia/2013/04/201341045154773193.html …