People who don't believe bisexuality exists remind me of those straight people who think homosexuality is a lifestyle choice

I can't wait for someone to perform a Bionic song on The Voice and Xtina trying to figure out from where she recognizes the song

Soulja Boy followed me and I want to know what tweet it was he followed me for so I never tweet anything like it ever again

Darnassus bailing out Gilneas and still no mount compensation #OccupyGregStreet

God is real RT @huffingtonpost: Pizza vending machines headed to the U.S. http://t.co/47TMPCX8

I bet she opened a word document and rolled her face on the keyboard RT @rapup: M.I.A. to Release First Book in October http://t.co/W7hCwgOb

Everything loses its appeal when you find out its in Oakland

Azealia throws around elementary school yard insults and here y'all are pretending it's scripture

I remember when a friend of mine wrote my full name and number on a bus seat and STILL no one called me

Do I sense a hint of contempt when these commentators say "and now the Mexicans" or am I just imagining things?

I use Rachael Ray's voice to grate my cheese

It's like people are immigrating to America just to buy "21"

I'm gonna marry the middle of the charts. I'm not gonna rise any more

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He started speaking Spanish and the entire audience cocked their shotguns #RNC

Bc men are hot? I mean, like… RT @huffpostgay: Have scientists figured out why there are gay men? http://t.co/Xb3Uc3Mf

This is me http://t.co/U4fOwabo

the opening guitar on "Ray of Light" makes me feel the most amazing things

My roommate keeps talking in his sleep except this time he spoke in tongues. I bet this is my last Halloween on earth

I do not have time for Kanye West