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Emergency candles in wine bottles #poweroutageswag
Hey there, transphobic assholes at bar. Glad I can avoid meeting you.
What are hands for, if not to get dirty?
Re: American footballs barely qualifying as balls: "It's inflated, and made of animal skin..." "SO IS RUSH LIMBAUGH. Your point?"
PEOPLE. IT'S MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON. HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BESIDES BE CREEPY FOR THE PAST TWO DECADES.
Trash can is going to be 4 panels of inventors. I need 19th/20th century inventors, of the Tesla and Edison variety.
NTS: CDs (two driving mixes + all the crap I have already)
"If it doesn't have a tail IT'S A PICKLE"
Gave dog a bath. Now smell like freshly shampooed wet dog. Thanks a lot, Ursa. I love you too.