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I found me an easier Halloween costume. I tried to fit my size 20 body in my size 6 pants and I have the Ultimate Muffin Top!
I don't know who Oral Roberts is. There's only one ORAL I know and my mouth enjoys it.
Oral-B: The Brand More Dentists Use Themselves.
Oral-B: The Brand More Dentists Use Themselves.
Is there a socially acceptable way for anyone to suck on a chocolate banana? In public? I'm asking for a friend.
Google Analytics is awesome. It shows you who visits/read your blogs & how often they visit. Apparently I am my number one fan.
I blocked 20 something porn bots. Not coz they are bots but coz they have gorgeous bodies that I'll never have. Can't stand looking at them.
I can't wait for Tiger Woods to start playing again. I will be there to yell "WHORE!" every time he hits a bad shot.
My husband is starting a debate about Project Runway. Ah HELLO??? The last time I checked I had the v-jay-jay in this relationship.
To all my single friends, you are in my thoughts come Valentine's Day so I am declaring tomorrow as Single Awareness Day. Happy SAD day!
My pregnant co-worker inspired me to come up with my own maternity clothes store. Imma call it "WE'RE FUCKED".
Curling could be substantially more interesting if they placed a keg in the center of the circle & a knock means the other team chugs.
Eating an apple for lunch. Coz you know what they say about apples right? An apple a day makes seven apples a week!
OMG. I still have Facebook friends whose updates are "...eating Thanksgiving leftovers." Seriously? I hope they don't die of food poisoning.
Today is National Grammar Day! I am excite. I try not to spelled or spoke words wrong. That's how we celebrating today? Yes?
I'm Filipino having a beer at Wurstkuche (German/Belgian beer place) in Little Tokyo. That's fucking globalization.
Singing "Somewhere Out There" while working. My co-worker said I sound just like the singer. I was singing James Ingram's part.
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