Why not post that weird shit on the internet so I can bring all my weird questions out in the open? So I created @staceygoogles. Enjoy.

I have a new account, but I don't do anything interesting there... then I realized something: I google weird shit. So it made me think...

No amount of fruit snacks can tame how fucking stoned I am right now.

I think I may come back to Twitter. Can we cut back on the neediness though?

Whitney Houston is dead? I wanna see the receipts.

Whitney Houston is dead. Sources say she watched Chelsea handlers sitcom and died of boredom and I'm sorry that was dumb

I only watch the Superbowl for the tight ends.

When my slurpee and junk food came to a total of 4.20, the cashier and I had a bond in that moment.

If I had a nickel for every time I pulled the same muscle in my chest, I'd have enough for breast reduction surgery.

Remember when people actually gave a shit about Jessica Simpson? What was that about?

I cuddled with my nail art supplies today cause who needs a boyfriend

One of my therapists told me I wasn't crazy

I don't know what Shannon Daughtery is doing with those Education Connection commercials. We know she's no on any set, studying no less.

@jeffklinger existed?

Beards drive me and my vagina insane. Jesus. I can't get enough. No Shave November, I welcome you with legs wide open.

For Halloween, I'm going as "the girl who actually gives a shit what she looks like." Oooooooooooooooooooooh spooky!

Pooping with cat ears on. Happy Halloween.

Remember Google+? Lol