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Has someone ever referred to a crappy comedian as a Comic Sans? That would be funny because they're not funny and I like font references.
Every winter Solstice, Sky Whale gifts warm milk to all Canberrans who waited until Anzac Day to turn on their heaters #SkyWhaleMyths
@eatingasia I vote "gastronaut" be re-appropriated to describe getting diarrhoea in space.
Had a houseguest in the form of @mma323 last night. We may have talked about @kimiecat and @lancestein a little. #scandal
Loud Americans on the bus are LOUD. Stop it with your shouty rhotic accents already.
Sky Whale lives in the inner north and won't fly over to visit friends in Tuggeranong because it takes too long. #SkyWhaleMyths
The secret to Lonsdale St. Roaster's great coffee is ambergris sourced from Sky Whale. #SkyWhaleMyths
Think I'd like to brush up on my beginner/tourist Japanese before April. Can anyone recommend a good podcast/resource?
@prunella people who use the phrase "living the dream" are usually either in real estate or drug trafficking. Smirking comes naturally.
I love my nephew a lot. You can tell because I just sat through a contemporary dance to Coldplay and I didn't heckle. #graduocalypse
@kimiecat Tell them that women who have interesting and fulfilling lives of their own probably make the best wives.
I wish someone had told teenage me that nothing shuts up your brain quite like exercise. So much anxiety would've been avoided...
Feeling nauseated by the girls next to me discussing how much their boyfriends are obligated to spend on diamond engagement rings. #barf
Please disregard the rubber band holding my hair in place. I am otherwise a fairly normal person.
@lancestein Excellent suggestion. I'm hiring you as my new Small Purchases Advisor. You will be paid mostly in praise.
Female human. Perpetually confused. Give me an inch and I'll take that bird in your hand.
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