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Has someone ever referred to a crappy comedian as a Comic Sans? That would be funny because they're not funny and I like font references.
People, it is ramen time. This is not negotiable.
Loud Americans on the bus are LOUD. Stop it with your shouty rhotic accents already.
♪ I got a blue LAN cable for a big download! ♪ #WhereItsAtGame
I am not good at reading kid handwriting. Thought a colleague had a son called Potluck. Turns out it's actually Patrick.
Today I am suffering from lethargy, headaches and a loss of interest in politics. Pretty sure it's dropsy, or Lyme disease.
I think if I were a somewhat flamboyant male interior designer I would make people call me The Man Of Teal.
The water that comprises 70% of my body is gently infused with chai spices.
Think I'd like to brush up on my beginner/tourist Japanese before April. Can anyone recommend a good podcast/resource?
Female human. Perpetually confused. Give me an inch and I'll take that bird in your hand.