Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Watching a late thirty something go through something very real with an acoustic guitar. PBR $5
I have one of those families that will call at 3 AM to tell you things like McDonalds brought the McRib back.
first i look through my telescope, then i fuck ur bitch
MOVIE IDEA: Airbud but this time the sport is dog fighting.
"Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? It's not logical!" -- Spock's big brother.
Area codes seems like an antiquated way to organize your hoes.
How much of the Bible did Marilyn Monroe write?
a) all of it.
What idiot named it Pokemon instead of Bugs Chummy
People who film things with an iPad in public have foul-smelling, misshapen genitals.
how bad do you think it smells after bruce banner changes into the hulk? the answer is real bad like bad poops
Craig dislikes the name Plouffe so much he threw a baseball at it.
The last time BJ Upton had hits in consecutive at bats was May 2, 1973.
My hometown is basically a racist Facebook post with a Chili's