The rider on the bus goes
Hey, back door!
Hey, back door!
Hey, back door!
The driver on the bus goes
Hey, step down!
All over town #Muni

I just awoke from a dream that a sinkhole had opened up on a Mission St. sidewalk and they had already opened a restaurant inside it.

"Let's wrap ourselves in my blankets and make a carnal asada super burrito" #missionpickuplines @missionmission

I know you're all my followers, but I think of you as my disciples.

There are a lot of ways to talk about the state of #sf. Here's 1.
 http://www.missionmission.org/2013/03/05/voices-from-the-other-neighborhoods/ …
@vice @thetens @dregs_one @baycatsf @uptownalmanac

My wife and I started a project, she is rendering, due to export in October. Post production will last 18 years, if not our lifetimes.

OH on Valencia & 22nd: "Do you guys know where there's a coffee shop nearby?"

My wife's suitcase full of printouts of her Hotmail emails, sorted by relationship. Later deleted by Hotmail. @mat http://t.co/Q5wgdDMo

The thing about the moon is that the moon don't give a fuck.

Trying to get people to start saying "What you barkin' 'bout, dawg?" or "Whassap dawg, what you barkin' at?"

The sky is Goin Off right now. pic.twitter.com/WYplRYRzr1

Am I the only one who wishes Wesley Willis was alive for Twitter? (and everything else)

Hey @sfgate & Carl Nolte - the work for your piece was done somewhere, you might want to mention that. @missionmission
http://t.co/Zh7wy1X1

STOP tweeting as if it's a telegram. It's annoying. STOP.

If I had a duck I'd name it William and make it a shirt that read "This is Not a Bill." #dada #quack

Basil is the bacon of the vegetable world.

I can hardly believe that I won the World Series.

I just decided that I am the Best of the Bay everything. So proud!

Untouched Northern California sunset. http://instagr.am/p/F-nUo/

You say B2B I say BRB. #realtalk