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That girl put a spell on me, I swear. She made me love her. Also, I now appear to be a squirrel.
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These snacks have been cursed. In other words, while delicious, these are evil snacks. Deliciously evil.
Safe snacks are boring. Throw caution to the wind! Engage in unprotected snacks!
I trust pastries. Soft and warm and sexy pastries.
These are no harmless gang of neighborhood snacks. These are EVIL snacks. Ghoul snacks.