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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.

    • 781
    • FAVS
    ginzyj1983tweetlooseJakeGunstRealmitzellejizzerMistressOfOzmapuadeCheeseboy22
    • 493
    • RETWEETS
    ginzyj1983hottampaellejizzerMistressOfOzchocmoney1974HiddleDeeDeelyndsey_hatchjimandrewsmusic
    JosesLovesYoufUCK_iSAAC_TurboJellyBean
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor.

    • 640
    • FAVS
    JohnBechardginzyj1983JakeGunstellejizzerninjabaconpizzalookimhidingMistressOfOzAsifiqbalmobin
    • 330
    • RETWEETS
    JohnBechardginzyj1983MistressOfOztis_the_cezanVivalazoso_allisandraDarzieDAMNGalacticToasts
    LizWhatsherfacecazzawndruhfUCK_iSAAC_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings

    • 517
    • FAVS
    ginzyj1983LiisaTSPomegrenede__suzsk8mjlopemanerinberrypieboundbirdieblueTw1tter_K1tten
    • 444
    • RETWEETS
    ginzyj1983suzsk8erinberrypieShanaRose21McInappropriateellejizzerMistressOfOzSassyMessMel
    TDeeRockgokananas
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    In toy story 3, Andy is 17...that means for many years the toys sat in silence and watched as he furiously masturbated.

    • 500
    • FAVS
    ginzyj1983JakeGunstellejizzerMistressOfOzHiddleDeeDeeVivalazosoBonesHerpoppy_daydreams
    • 320
    • RETWEETS
    ginzyj1983VivalazosoSalty_SwiftMargaritasforme_ichele__thesinisterkidabhorrent_wifesuperdadatron__
    fUCK_iSAAC_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    OHMYGOD ADOBE I WILL UPDATE YOU LATER GET OFF MY DICK

    • 386
    • FAVS
    JohnBechardginzyj1983thezaklohussyglitrpantsLiisaTSsuzsk8mjlopeman_flightofideas
    • 213
    • RETWEETS
    JohnBechardginzyj1983cholosNcocainehussyglitrpantsLiisaTSBeasstmodeeMcInappropriatejwarrman
    VivalazosoBlack__Elvis
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It's still alive, but it's hair looks FABULOOOOOUS!

    • 400
    • FAVS
    ginzyj1983JakeGunstellejizzerMistressOfOzCheeseboy22SuperJuandererjimandrewsmusicVivalazoso
    • 173
    • RETWEETS
    ginzyj1983ellejizzerIamQivysTrvlnRvrsdBluesrunawaycupcakeFaerieGlamourjimandrewsmusicVivalazoso
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Damn girl, are you a Terms and Conditions document because I don't give a fuck what you say.

    • 285
    • FAVS
    ginzyj1983SteelCityDawnJakeGunstmord0rellejizzerAsifiqbalmobinHiddleDeeDeeSparklesVelour
    • 159
    • RETWEETS
    ginzyj1983McInappropriateVivalazososuperdadatron__WaterGirlFLADub_Allemankbarnitzjtryggvason
    JakeGunstCourtniss_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Vending Machines kill 13 people a year. Sharks kill 5.

    I can't wait until Homicidal Vending Machine week.

    • 260
    • FAVS
    ginzyj1983Missy_Kellellejizzeraerin_monsterbusynessNeek1974TampaBayMommacraigpilo
    • 119
    • RETWEETS
    ginzyj1983craigpiloperhapssomedayFavstar250hollywood_95_69MikeLallirunawaycupcakerobkirk77
    RandomlyMJ
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I have so much anger and hate in me right now, I almost feel like a Christian

    • 262
    • FAVS
    ellejizzerMistressOfOzAsifiqbalmobintiReynarddarlingshelly72cassvincezorgodTheSkepticus
    • 105
    • RETWEETS
    AsifiqbalmobintiReynardcassvinceVivalazosoCopperheadSammi0franko0benittto11Favstar250
    garrettn
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Sext: I'll go halfsies on Plan B

    • 250
    • FAVS
    ginzyj1983ellejizzerMistressOfOzMikeLalliDelanieFischercassvincequeeenvkKelgoreTrout
    • 114
    • RETWEETS
    ginzyj1983ellejizzerTrvlnRvrsdBluesrunawaycupcakeVivalazosoDoogieKwonPlayerDota2amusinglilturds
    TeflonPawn
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    My mom told me that if I ever hit 1000 followers she'll tell me who my real dad is.

    • 236
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    Missy_KellellejizzerMistressOfOzThatKidJosh1990elgatoabuMikeLalliRealSamHarwoodsmapd
    • 93
    • RETWEETS
    elgatoabuMikeLallitherepoguyVivalazosoDarzieDAMNRejectedRedhead_mariemelissaAeonOfAnthony
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I wonder if any midget couples have Tiny Dancer as their song.

    • 206
    • FAVS
    theDanLawlertarlbludworthSeanD1111RealmitzMoMoHorneTDeeRockellejizzerMistressOfOz
    • 99
    • RETWEETS
    SeanD1111McInappropriateTDeeRockMapleLubesonnyoconnornicfit75madbridgesJosesLovesYou
    MrAdamBez
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Say the opposite of these words: 1. always 2. coming 3. from 4. take 5. me 6. down

    • 198
    • FAVS
    MistressOfOzLuvPugcassvinceKelgoreTroutVivalazosonicfit75CatherineLMKLuisXavier
    • 101
    • RETWEETS
    cassvinceVivalazosovmartin521KiloG_KickBackAdorbsCorbsJosesLovesYouAbelMesganawDarzieDAMN
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    If you take life too seriously I'm going to tickle you until you shit yourself.

    • 188
    • FAVS
    MistressOfOzMikeLalliJosesLovesYouBonesHerrycky_kaypoppy_daydreamsMrNickJCdrubicabra
    • 74
    • RETWEETS
    MistressOfOzEviToddJackRayfieldDarzieDAMNMrNickJCibid78afro_DZac________meoniee
    laurascaz
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Not douchey enough. TAKE IT AWAY! - Ed Hardy

    • 186
    • FAVS
    ellejizzerMistressOfOzMikeLalliLuvPugcassvinceJosesLovesYouBonesHerjoindthedarksid
    • 70
    • RETWEETS
    cassvinceDarzieDAMNKieranJMLrodtopiaCSells20Black__ElvisleahlovescheezakaJoJo_
    TrueDouche
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I thought I saw Drake today but it was just a kitten playing with a paper bag

    • 162
    • FAVS
    milkshakesluttJaBa_LBCbingkirdMissy_Kell_tarheelskid_Javi_AirMikeLalliMcInappropriate
    • 86
    • RETWEETS
    JaBa_LBCKizerBillhelmACL_JoshMikeLalliellejizzerDarzieDAMNd_a_nichHlaoRoo
    tryped__
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    The great thing about sleeping alone is you can be whatever spoon you want to be.



    :-(

    • 173
    • FAVS
    DominicStrawLuvPugJessObsessellejizzerMistressOfOzJosesLovesYouBonesHerchrojo77
    • 75
    • RETWEETS
    MistressOfOzDarzieDAMNeborg01ilovemaitlandMartinTiaeliseBlack__ElvisKieranJMLbakedbrotatoes
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Got bit by a bug yesterday. Still an ordinary human being. FUCK THIS.

    • 173
    • FAVS
    ellejizzerMistressOfOzdandartLuvPugcassvinceJosesLovesYouerrhmagerddsherb002
    • 65
    • RETWEETS
    sykomom123iam_sNsLuvPugcassvinceganeshbrandonstefdhondtDarzieDAMNKieranJML
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Twitter crushes are the best way to realize how stupid you really are.

    • 150
    • FAVS
    ellejizzerBonesHerTattleTSisterpoppy_daydreamsDarzieDAMNredheadtart__est1975blogHlaoRoo
    • 75
    • RETWEETS
    ellejizzerpoppy_daydreamsDarzieDAMNHlaoRooweswesdanIlovelamp1979tryped__Nicholey23
    Ilovelamp1979enigmaticmessBeforeTheDamageLisa_Laughs_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I'd rather have hot local Pringles wanting to meet me.

    • 154
    • FAVS
    tonywoodliefDadUnderfirescubaaprilAmandaStecykrobin_991toni_goldsetinCassiecollShirleyEwe
    • 70
    • RETWEETS
    DadUnderfireLiseMerlerobin_991McInappropriateellejizzerdanielleP99Lips_Eleven__adisgraceful__
@evofck

@evofck

Sexy singles in my area want to meet me? Yeah, prob because I'm a feline fashionista