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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.

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    mbraith3Caveman_42bohokelso_freebird99_Jenestylethemichaellaketorieannesaltjennakilla
    • 465
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    jtryggvason_freebird99_MrNickJC69shadesoftaareborg01drubicabraNicholey23traceyy_ross
    fUCK_iSAAC_aLunchBox
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor.

    • 612
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    learningromaniamurfvalerieCleverestBoyCubanaMama82ChahtaSmmrEriKaLMcLWhite__Baithoagieknowsbest
    • 318
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    DiaryOfMsJmurfvalerieCubanaMama82White__BaitIsraeliVeteranParksDjwrenmeyersChahta_Ishki
    LizWhatsherfacecazzawndruhfUCK_iSAAC_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings

    • 480
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    RoechelleFoleyEves1JaimeSantosCTCarter_TCBMrNickJCdrubicabraNicholey23whiskey_teacup
    • 408
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    itsaLiA_hbkLauren__FeeleyThatDentGirlJaimeSantosCTMrNickJCItsRaniiiPrettyKittyxo69smcgeary16
    TDeeRockgokananas
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    In toy story 3, Andy is 17...that means for many years the toys sat in silence and watched as he furiously masturbated.

    • 483
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    randomlady74WaterGirlFLAchrismisfitTh3ReaLBaLakayEriKaLMcLWhite__BaitfinkploydTheDjinnTrials
    • 312
    • RETWEETS
    Brad_BittermaninluvwgaboyhishammraphickgonzohostilitypanTdropperMrNickJCdrubicabralolfoodmax
    fUCK_iSAAC_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It's still alive, but it's hair looks FABULOOOOOUS!

    • 371
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    MrNickJCdrubicabraNicholey23JadenBennett15craftycatlolsukritsiinghCbasleralexiscorina
    • 158
    • RETWEETS
    ergosherainesLexisRulezalexiscorinaMiniEmpresswittybigtwittysPepperDezaugustusglooopp__pedricko
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Damn girl, are you a Terms and Conditions document because I don't give a fuck what you say.

    • 268
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    _AwkwardBunnyI_SEE_THRU_YOUWaterGirlFLAkbarnitz_freebird99_EriKaLMcLgiribeAmySlisz
    • 155
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    WaterGirlFLADub_AllemankbarnitzjtryggvasondebraisgrossLoisyMitchStrawberryRyantorieannesalt
    Courtniss_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    OHMYGOD ADOBE I WILL UPDATE YOU LATER GET OFF MY DICK

    • 236
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    RoechelleFoleyWaterGirlFLAJ_M640nonfiltered_22White__BaitDelanieFischerTreeErvinfrankiiix
    • 129
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    jtryggvasonMrNickJCkleinert11JSLauderdaleNicholey23tarann0saurusdymon_hollersukritsiingh
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Sext: I'll go halfsies on Plan B

    • 232
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    MrNickJCdrubicabraNicholey23EmmaCollins94tJURK_13zipper_kidcraftycatlolSupahhStroke93
    • 105
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    bethyoung33PrezidentAdamsKENNETH8_95CynthiasThe3rdSupahhStroke93LindsHarrison_wittybigtwittysPepperDez
    TeflonPawn
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Vending Machines kill 13 people a year. Sharks kill 5.

    I can't wait until Homicidal Vending Machine week.

    • 226
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    MrNickJCdrubicabraNicholey23xopicklemegoodsouthbaysueGamingMermaidDanTrain12TotallyCorey
    • 96
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    southbaysueDanTrain12beccafacexoBroke_Gurlaugustusglooopp__MrC2daGBlack__Elvisjergarl
    RandomlyMJ
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I have so much anger and hate in me right now, I almost feel like a Christian

    • 225
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    White__BaitFilterlessBeastDelanieFischerMrNickJCdrubicabraNicholey23Broke_GurlPepperDez
    • 91
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    jtryggvason_HermanMunsterKelly_N_AdamsonMrNickJCPepperDezaugustusglooopp__wjtchcraft__FredrikGretland
    garrettn
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    My mom told me that if I ever hit 1000 followers she'll tell me who my real dad is.

    • 215
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    MrNickJCeborg01Nicholey23emmatheistBroke_GurlPepperDezmeowlory_mcaugustusglooopp__
    • 84
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    eborg01PepperDezaugustusglooopp__KizerBillhelmjergarljaigurujaiBlack__ElvisBig_Tits_Tijl
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Say the opposite of these words: 1. always 2. coming 3. from 4. take 5. me 6. down

    • 174
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    MrNickJCxpat1drubicabrajannable9augustusglooopp__EllequenceDrnkTxtPrsianKizerBillhelm
    • 88
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    augustusglooopp__DrnkTxtPrsianKizerBillhelmthe_couch_guy____C_Berry3000meonieefucksundaysFarida_Galal
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I wonder if any midget couples have Tiny Dancer as their song.

    • 174
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    MrNickJCdrubicabraNursey2BeNicholey23NICHOLE1229sukritsiinghRealSlimKadeeMatthewRoy10
    • 84
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    Nicholey23alexiscorinaJostes_B_Train359wittybigtwittyswhiskey_teacupthe_couch_guy____enigmaticmess
    MrAdamBez
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    If you take life too seriously I'm going to tickle you until you shit yourself.

    • 182
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    MrNickJCdrubicabraNicholey23jannable9PepperDezNurseMurdererSlabBaconBPjohnbiehl
    • 70
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    MrNickJCibid78afro_DZac________meonieeJesseWellerMissBamanthaphoebe_harpershannonross_
    laurascaz
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Not douchey enough. TAKE IT AWAY! - Ed Hardy

    • 176
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    MrNickJCNicholey23beccafacexojannable9PepperDezibid78KizerBillhelmBakedBrotatoes
    • 68
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    PepperDezrodtopiaCSells20Black__ElvisleahlovescheezAirJo81mulliganstewed____ShianneHutch
    TrueDouche
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    The great thing about sleeping alone is you can be whatever spoon you want to be.



    :-(

    • 163
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    MrNickJCeborg01Nicholey23beccafacexojumblygiantWilhelmusKusterilovemaitlandAlisonGreenRN
    • 73
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    eborg01ilovemaitlandMartinTiaeliseBlack__ElvisPepperDezBakedBrotatoesJake_the_God______arelyelopez
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I thought I saw Drake today but it was just a kitten playing with a paper bag

    • 143
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    MrNickJCjsteele3966gohomegabbyr4dhikaEmmaCollins94DougSR20DETdbc_kushantonioFX84
    • 78
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    cheddarbiskitPrezidentAdamsDougSR20DETdbc_kushKimber_FostersukritsiinghthebindDbunkDsnuts
    tryped
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Got bit by a bug yesterday. Still an ordinary human being. FUCK THIS.

    • 162
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    MrNickJCNicholey23jannable9PepperDezSlabBaconBPibid78Missy_Kelltumigabaraane
    • 58
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    PepperDezmuniera_kcjinahatyung_eeemzNayked_UnicornSrslyAmusingvivalamoi448jaymeisterrr
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Twitter crushes are the best way to realize how stupid you really are.

    • 138
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    MrNickJCUnlucky_Ninjastarrygirl8675NicoleroxxuSassyTxGirl83delmolitionNicholey23wittybigtwittys
    • 69
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    trypedNicholey23PepperDezKayMSchultzlj_0305_Ms_Moneypenny_ForEllieSylviaazizazran
    enigmaticmessTheGreaterToolLisa_Laughs_
  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I remember when I used to look forward to 9pm because that's when unlimited minutes started. Now it means the creditors will stop calling.

    • 134
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    MrNickJCNicholey23jannable9SlabBaconBPibid78KizerBillhelmshkeeberBaz_3000
    • 35
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    nchorndogBlack__ElvisTheGreaterToolAirJo81MrAdamBezsixZEROninecharliedelta7nettie0918
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Every mother's dream except my own. Talk about sweaters, tacos, or me and I'll give you my heart. Sinning in Virginia for now