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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Gift @evofck Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings

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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor.

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      Evan @evofck

    In toy story 3, Andy is 17...that means for many years the toys sat in silence and watched as he furiously masturbated.

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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It's still alive, but it's hair looks FABULOOOOOUS!

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      Evan @evofck

    It's cute how we all eat popcorn like we haven't seen or eaten food in 5 years.

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      Evan @evofck

    Damn girl, are you a Terms and Conditions document because I don't give a fuck what you say.

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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I have so much anger and hate in me right now, I almost feel like a Christian

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      Evan @evofck

    Reasons why you should date me:
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    5) Please.

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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    Vending Machines kill 13 people a year. Sharks kill 5.

    I can't wait until Homicidal Vending Machine week.

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      Evan @evofck

    My mom told me that if I ever hit 1000 followers she'll tell me who my real dad is.

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      Evan @evofck

    Sext: I'll go halfsies on Plan B

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  • evofck
      Evan @evofck

    I wonder if any midget couples have Tiny Dancer as their song.

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      Evan @evofck

    Say the opposite of these words: 1. always 2. coming 3. from 4. take 5. me 6. down

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      Evan @evofck

    If you take life too seriously I'm going to tickle you until you shit yourself.

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      Evan @evofck

    The great thing about sleeping alone is you can be whatever spoon you want to be.



    :-(

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      Evan @evofck

    Not douchey enough. TAKE IT AWAY! - Ed Hardy

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      Evan @evofck

    Twitter crushes are the best way to realize how stupid you really are.

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      Evan @evofck

    Got bit by a bug yesterday. Still an ordinary human being. FUCK THIS.

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      Evan @evofck

    I thought I saw Drake today but it was just a kitten playing with a paper bag

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