I hate having to turn off my gorgeous HDTV and switch to my web browser just so NASCAR can try out some new tires. #LM24onSPEED

Why does @chrislhayes have two mugs on the desk? One for coffee, the other for booze?

PSA: Deus Ex: Human Revolution is $4.99 on Steam. I never asked for this…to be so affordable!  http://cl.ly/0m341Q3h3721  cc: @eliastoufexis

Anderson Cooper: "I'm gay."

World: "We know, honey."

If you don't have Deus Ex: Human Revolution, you need to go on Steam this weekend, buy it for $10 & hear @eliastoufexis's great voice acting

When I log on Facebook, I remember why I like the people I follow on Twitter more. Facebook is the family you have, Twitter the one you make

Booyah! Opening Day here I come! pic.twitter.com/4Z5JLdB9

@womanrespecter Douche.

@ezraklein Will it have graphs?

@ejacqui I believe there was a scene about that in Arrested Development when GOB was trying to call security.

And with that, @arresteros wins the internet. Everyone go home, there’s nothing left to do here.  http://cl.ly/3C1C0e0d2B0q ”

I've been assigned the solemn duty of selecting this year's Mother's Day card. Hopefully I won't fail.

Just when you think @arresteros has hit the perfect blend of Arrested Development and Game of Thrones, you get this:  http://bit.ly/14JKo7O 

FutureSex/LoveSounds: Great album or greatest album?

Section 103, Row 6, Seats 1 & 2. Here we come, #Brewers #OpeningDay!

Hey, #SFGiants PA announcer, God Bless America is not the National Anthem. You *do not* have to remove your hat.

I really enjoy watching men’s swimming and gymnastics. #gaytweets

@chrislhayes I need you. To make me…not…have said that. I need you to make me unsaid it.

Awesome segment about @projectmob4x4 on Series 17, Episode 6 of @bbc_topgear. Really hope these boys make it to the Dakar Rally and do well.

Mr. President, could you say these things more often and in a more public matter? That'd be awesome. http://t.co/7nIHy79 (cc @barackobama)