@evrythingmustgo's (Larry Carlat) most faved Tweets...
Spending too much money to revive the economy could spark a double-dip recession, said Obama who was apparently eating nachos at the time.
I never feel as close to wife as when we're lying in bed together with our own laptops and headphones.
I think I may be getting my period. Shit, here comes another one. They seem to be coming at the end of every sentence. Make it stop. Damn.
With great power comes great responsibility. Also kinky sex, the best parking spots and the cool abilities to read minds and levitate.
Nothing turns me on more than your smile. And your tits. Your smile and your tits. And your ass. Your smile, tits and ass. And your pussy.
Addiction takes our pride, self-esteem, loved ones, and even our desire to live. But at least with Twitter, we can make fun of all of that.
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