Having small boobs can also be a good thing. I'm just saying.

"You come here often?" - Me to the dick in my mouth.

At least we've established I'm a cunt and you like cunt. This could work.

I said take my fucking panties off, now!

I just came in your mouth, in my head.

It's a beautiful Sunday morning, I wouldn't mind someone condensed-milking me right in the mouth with his dick.

Using Aquafresh is like a holy spirit coming in your mouth.

I farted earlier and it went up my vagina and now it just came out of my vagina again. Heheehe *blush.

My Mother wouldn't want me this wet with no dick to fill me up..

You've changed the way I'm gonna fuck myself in future.

Wonder of Virginia has any hot dick to offer.

If I could eat an entire dick right now I'd be happy.

I'm not being a faggot, you guys, but I really feel like eating my pizza with a knife and fork.

Every American is obese and unemployed, is what I was saying.

My clitoris hasn't been this swollen since 11th Grade.

I wonder if the sex shop owners will think I'm strange for waiting outside for them to open.

Maybe there's some sort of boiling water app I can download that'll make me believe I'm warm.

If you were less amazing that'd be better.

I eat my eye-crust.

Period blood goes to waste.