Stewardess: "we wish military personel on board safest travels, where ever your adventures take you." ADVENTURES?! Army is not boy scouts!

My heart breaks, eyes tear for Boston, as an American. As Middle East resident I know far worse happens each day. I wish we'd all know peace

By the way, if you want your IKEA furniture delivered but NOT assembled in Doha, it costs 100qr and they delivered within HOURS today!

Wow, Phantom of the Opera. Speechless. #OccupyQBS

@missusbojangles I'm sure you're aware that faaaaar too many people out there need things laid out for them & then beaten into their brain.

@missusbojangles Once, when I was much younger, I had to work at 6am the next morning & lack of recovery period kept me drunk for 2 days.

@subtle_violence The best classified ad ever was "For sale, one Tag Hueur watch. It's not gay, it's European."

@jamescullenb Desperation to get out of the house, see a movie, and no one to watch him/her.

I'm pretty unhappy that online tickets to #Stomp in #Doha, MUST be validated at Virgin in #Villaggio. SOME of us refuse to go to Villaggio!

Yes, I brought it home. Try to take to @parkviewpets in morn, see if they can keep over weekend while I'm out of town pic.twitter.com/rMSpZjaCXM

@rafisaba76 @caltortqatar Mexican food-- click on their handle, and from there they have a link to their FB page.

#FacePalm RT @libyaliberty This guy on CNN is trying his best to describe these guys as "different" kind of terrorism as "we usually see".

Annnnnnnd this week's global #schadenfreude award goes to the collective sigh of relief happening now that the Boston suspects aren't Arab.

@libyaliberty Unless... OMG OBAMA IS BIRACIAL! It all makes sense now.

I just set an alarm on my phone's calendar for the partial lunar eclipse. That's right, bask in my nerdiness!!! pic.twitter.com/ViybGJ0kPA

If this was done intentionally then yes, absolutely by a terrorist. A terrorist is anyone who does this, of any color, religion, nationality

@missusbojangles Yes. Yes I did. #ImSoSmart

Wait, does Lays really have a "chicken and waffles" flavor? And in America? What the hell is happening with the world?

Cricket is not only choreographing a dance, she's writing down the steps, including "1st position," "2nd position...." #Awesome

Little Shop of Horrors Hasn't Paid Their Electric Bill #WorstSequels