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When you die you become two distinct separate entities: a ghost and a skeleton
No one should be held accountable for anything they say online
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Peace love conserve water
Just saw a girl fall and drop her ICEE and then a dude put his face to the ground and ate some of it
If you save yourself for marriage you get an orgasm multiplier you can equip for all future sexual encounters
Svelte teen girl crosses her arms under her humungo boobs accenting that her tits are about to pop out of her taut button up shirt
@stumblebee I just started dating a horse...first stable relationship I've been in
do u guys ever make tea and put the tea in the microwave and say tea earl grey hot and open it and pretend your microwave is a replicator
Saw a cute lil deer on the side of the road taking a nap. Its stomach looked really full prob from a big Christmas dinner :3
@beard_fucker @lameballz has both your books and loves them.
Gonna throw this guy out here pic.twitter.com/9cBCxYdzCU
Get on a game show and bring in your custom made buzzer that looks and feels like a boob
@papajohnsplzza the Sliders finally find the real earth and let the timer reset. Go to order a pizza for celebration. "What's pizza?" Noooo
I want the guy from Aqua that says, "Come on Barbie let's go party" to follow me around and say inspiring things to me.
Walk into Starbucks go to order but a kitten falls out of my mouth and sits on counter. It pees and the barista looks disappointed
