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I'm just a girl standing in front of the internet asking it to love her.
Uh, I think you're confusing me with a different cunt.
Cool chain wallet, man. Now you won't lose your wallet or your virginity. Kind of a 2 birds 1 stone scenario.
Not leaving a voicemail is the new voicemail.
Fucking fucks. Flaky, shitty people disgust and disrupt me.
The email I sent had an attachment you didn't bother to open and now you have questions? My bad.
Please stop leaving voice mails. It's fucking irritating and it's also 2012 now.
#work #idiots #HR
Scared to death of croissantulas. #spiders
I often go hard but occasionally go home. Just realized.
I suck some serious ass at putting lights on a Christmas tree. Happy holidays.
Soon headed to the XXX Root Beer Drive-In...
It's cute how baseball players think they are athletes. You are not fooling me. #boring