Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm just a girl standing in front of the internet asking it to love her.
Cool chain wallet, man. Now you won't lose your wallet or your virginity. Kind of a 2 birds 1 stone scenario.
Not leaving a voicemail is the new voicemail.
It's cute how baseball players think they are athletes. You are not fooling me. #boring
The email I sent had an attachment you didn't bother to open and now you have questions? My bad.
Loves me some tit-tays.
Please stop leaving voice mails. It's fucking irritating and it's also 2012 now.
#work #idiots #HR
On a scale of 1-Amy Winehouse, how do you feel today? Thanks, ill colleague who showed up crazy sick for day 2 now.
I often go hard but occasionally go home. Just realized.
How do I eat my steak, you ask? With speed and accuracy.
#ScareTactics is keeping midgets super employed. Love this show.