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I was living the high life, cocaine, hookers, fast cars, I had it all. Then the Twitshirt bubble burst.
That's two dollars for the Slurpee.
That's two dollars for the Slurpee.
When your kid tells you they know the worst swearword, it's such a relief when they say motherfucker.
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In the future, robot monkeys will pick your teeth clean and there'll be no more dental floss. Mouthwash will remain much as it is today.
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Armageddon a bad feeling about this Michael Bay film.
This has been in my Birdhouse for eleven years.
This has been in my Birdhouse for eleven years.
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One time I accidentally confused soap and soup. The experience was so pleasurable that I regularly have what I like to call tasty showers.
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Kevin Rudd left a note under my wipers. He made a small ding on the passenger door with his shopping trolley. It had a wonky wheel.
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I'd die if my daughters turned out gay. I'll be almost 60 when they're dating and all those teenage lesbians in my house...
Yes, I'd die.
Yes, I'd die.
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