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How many people just made babies
"Why are you adding extra letters? Nobody orders sixty bananas." #Louie
You know you're bored when you get a kick out of setting your thermostat to "69"
Just got winked at by a gay asian.
Never hold in your farts, for they may travel up your spine and turn into shitty ideas.
That woman is having her period! Banish her to the woods! #WKYK
Brake check me again and I'll shank your whole family. Twice.
Drinkin' beers, poppin' off rounds in the Rockies. Great Sunday in America
Sexy chick driving Nissan GTR >>>
Love a good smegma smoothie
Cherry Creek Mall = Milf central
I pretty much hate anyone that drives a Subaru Outback
Three super nachos in four days. Disgusting. And awesome.