#woffal Beautifully funny piece from @mysadcat Dad @cox_tom | My dad & the toad that lives in his shoe  http://gu.com/p/3f2bp/tw  via @guardian

Fabulous 40!! 40K registered for @dreamforce!! @benioff @sboval @maitramtran @kflosf @kswensrud @krislande @gordonevans @marcusnelson

@fieldproducer He's a dinosaur. Needs to go. #blatterout

I love this dog “@buzzfeedanimals: Banana Joe the Affenpinscher wins BEST IN SHOW at Westminster! pic.twitter.com/Dq0vtu3L”

I'm not sure I could love @buzzfeedandrew 's new avatar any more than I do.

I don't think I could love @buzzfeedanimals any more than I do. RT 14 Animals Who Tried To Ruin Christmas  http://bzfd.it/T5JMoE ”

“@stephenfry: The noble @dr_black has her @unbounders book on Bletchley Park out now.#BPark How the war was shortened” Sue Black is amazing!

“@fieldproducer: Brilliant look on Boris Johnson's face when he is asked about Jeremy Hunt's bell end incident http://t.co/SocQuVx3” Classic

Cloudforce Eindhoven was amazing! A record crowd of 600+ people. View www.salesforce.com/nl/cloudforce for content and video of the day!

@zacharyjeans Yes. It's a truly fantastic hotel @corinthialondon

@cox_tom Thank you! We are sending you and the Bear a big glass of fizz and loads of love to @rebeccamcm_mua for making us look so fab :)

@philippa_perry St Regis wld send car I'm sure.If you need more suggestions let me know.This is sort of what I do @daisyfrisco @vertical_cat

@buzzfeedandrew Lulu has the same problem pic.twitter.com/A5WcBz02p0

@cox_tom The shelter I adopted my cat from is called Give Me Shelter :)

“@alex_ogle: Photos of kids around the world with their most prized possessions  http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/03/photos-of-children-from-around-the-world-with-their-most-prized-possessions/ … h/t @diana_jou” fascinating pics

@lucyfishwife Local book exchange? Befriend a backpacker?

@buzzfeedandrew Cats are running the Internet #FiveWordTEDTalks

Sunset full moon #sf pic.twitter.com/IV06OvwFgi

@cox_tom I'm flying the flag for you and the Bear from San Francisco! @mysadcat

Maru & the Box are back.... all is right with the world...  http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/maru-cannot-readily-go-into-the-box-a-review … via @buzzfeedanimals