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You're my favorite asshole. Don't fuck it up.
You can be a whore without tweeting about it.
Never use profanity. Unless you live on the East Coast. Where it is considered punctuation and shit.
I come back here from time to time to remember where I was and remind myself I never want to go back there.
Silence is one of the greatest gifts you may ever receive. Accept it.
Time is just a vicious cycle.
There is absolutely nothing wrong being wasted at two in the afternoon. Nothing.
She was sad
He picked her up
Dusted her off
Made her smile again.
I have a cartoon avi.
You have 35 filters.
You don't miss them. You miss the person you thought they were.
This morning I wake up to what looks like a porn stars crime scene. I am convinced, ambien is really rufinol.
When you close your eyes and turn up the music everything suddenly becomes clear.
When one door closes yet the other won't open.
Kick it the fuck down.
So here we are, I'm in your head.
Confidence is hot. Put it on. Wear it well.
The trick to it all, is shutting the fuck up,
I really have nothing to bitch about, my mother hasn't called.
Say what you mean or you'll get what you don't want.
Sometimes you just have to cash out your karma bank and start bouncing some universal checks. Because fuck this shit already.
You're a cunt with a capital UNT.
Really good guesser, pop-up and picture book enthusiast. Music is my religion. My mother is an asshole.
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