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I really have nothing to bitch about, my mother hasn't called.
Say what you mean or you'll get what you don't want.
Sometimes you just have to cash out your karma bank and start bouncing some universal checks. Because fuck this shit already.
You're a cunt with a capital UNT.
I have a cartoon avi.
You have 35 filters.
I love you so much; I dug a hole the size of your ex in the backyard.
Confidence is hot. Put it on. Wear it well.
I really don't give a fuck what happened to Beth.
DG: I gave the dude a blowjob, do you think he liked it? Me: Is this a trick question?
Its not the truth that hurts. Its the pain of pulling your head out of your ass and being blinded by the light of day.
Never use profanity. Unless you live on the East Coast. Where it is considered punctuation and shit.
You're my favorite asshole. Don't fuck it up.
When someone says "everything happens for a reason," I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand.
Go on with your bad self.
JUST. GO. THE. FUCK. ON.
-A Cunt Story
Don't carry a grudge. They're heavy. You'll fuck up your back.
Today looks like a really nice day for a homicide.
Fine: Code for fuck off.
If you can make me laugh without drugs and alcohol. I will think that you're forever hot.
In light of recent events, I have broken my filter. I will not likely have it fixed.
Really good guesser, pop-up and picture book enthusiast. Music is my religion.