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Him: Are you bipolar?
Me: Nope, just a cunt.
You don't miss them. You miss the person you thought they were.
You bring out the worst in me. Let's go fuck shit up together.
Lets cuddle and watch Star Wars.
FACEBOOK: Full of pretentious idiots. TWITTER: Full of people Googling pretentious.
I'm sorry my foot got stuck in your ass.
Never use profanity. Unless you live on the East Coast. Where it is considered punctuation and shit.
I wanna lick butter.
Confidence is hot. Put it on. Wear it well.
Love Text:I climbed in your window, I'm laying on the couch. I'm kinda hungry, I'm going to eat a pop-tart and make some soda. Is that ok?
Your top tweet got 207k likes on FB.
You go girl!
Because you can't hang up in person.
You can't keep fighting for someone that won't fight for themselves.
Every now and then life begins again.
Don't carry a grudge. They're heavy. You'll fuck up your back.
There are not conditions in unconditional love.
Music is my favorite pain killer.
It's not rubbing it in, it's reminding.
Morning body shots but with cawffee.
Margo, come out, come out wherever you are.
Really good guesser, pop-up and picture book enthusiast. Music is my religion.