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Today looks like a really nice day for a homicide.
I have a cartoon avi.
You have 35 filters.
Fine: Code for fuck off.
If you can make me laugh without drugs and alcohol. I will think that you're forever hot.
In light of recent events, I have broken my filter. I will not likely have it fixed.
Hahahahaha twitter whores, Just ha fucking ha.
Never use profanity. Unless you live on the East Coast. Where it is considered punctuation and shit.
Marry them when they're nothing so they can divorce you when they're everything.
You don't miss them. You miss the person you thought they were.
If you have an eating disorder you can afford bonus features.
An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs.
I've been stomping on the cracks for years and nothing. Not even a limp.
When you shine, everyone wants to be in your light.
Him: Are you bipolar?
Me: Nope, just a cunt.
You bring out the worst in me. Let's go fuck shit up together.
Lets cuddle and watch Star Wars.
FACEBOOK: Full of pretentious idiots. TWITTER: Full of people Googling pretentious.
I'm sorry my foot got stuck in your ass.
I wanna lick butter.
Really good guesser, pop-up and picture book enthusiast. Music is my religion.