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Seems every guy I'm interested in having sex with turns out to be married. This is why I can't have nice flings.
omg you guys, I just invited the mailman in for coffee and wound up having sex with him. I have become my mother.
I don't like the term 'doing the dishes'. I think 'lathering up and stroking the kitchen ware' is sexier.
Just heard a man was arrested in Colorado for planning a back pack bomb attack. Wonder if he's also responsible for the nick nack paddywhack
Before I go to sleep, I would like to leave you with this thought: In a world where Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett, anything is possible.
Canadian men are so polite, one of them just held the door to the mens room open for me as I walked towards it. Also, *not very bright*.
Whenever I'm feeling a little 'backed up' I spend a few minutes on facebook and it bores the shit right out of me.
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