@keepitfivestar "@dezisbetter Miguel CHILL! Bubba aint do nothing #SMackdown #InstantReplay #DoubleFeature pic.twitter.com/dDfxpaIrhe"

The only way to end this show on a high note is to bring back the banana

RANDOM INSTANT REPLAY LOL

LOOOOL Tamina just eating a damn banana in the background

"If they are over eight inches they will be disqualified and forced to buy a round for the judges."

*leaves* RT @gothamist Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest Inspired By Close Encounters With "Shockingly Tiny" Penises  http://gothamist.com/2013/05/19/smallest_penis_in_brooklyn_contest.php …

So don't smell. And consider bringing water. Lots and lots of water

Reminder: there is at least twelve matches on each day of JLIT. We're going to be there for a long fucking time

@rickeyshanepage @wsuwrestling no shame here. you get them nudes

 http://www.ebay.com/itm/Crayze-For-Swayze-T-Shirt-Tribute-To-Patrick-Swayze-Ladies-/110797635038 … @krystennae @rickeyshanepage

@krystennae CAN WE? YES

Did Gangrel eat all the chicken??? Fuck this shit RT @pwponderings The Kentucky Buffet are now called The Daywalkers. pic.twitter.com/PTOibXfqRN

I really just want to lure all my friends to Cleveland next weekend. The scenery sucks, but Adam Cole will be there, so it evens out

@pocketvolcano JLIT night two is a Saturday :) #IjustwanttolureyoutowhereIllbe

@tholzerman Alex hungers

@seleziyasparx All children get ashamed of their fathers kissing them at some point. He's growing up

@pocketvolcano @thereedbentley WAIT DID HE SAY OTHERWISE?

@jessiriico <3

@johnthorneaiw You know how I wanna respond

#Deviant