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"What is personal space?" - Arabs
Arabs need to understand that not every person who has "coloured eyes" is good-looking. (Also that brown is actually a colour.)
It's so much easier to flirt with someone if you don't actually like them.
I need another me to take pictures of me because everyone else seems to suck at it.
I am so over him; I haven't checked his "last seen" on whatsapp in months.
Taking your bra off without taking off your shirt is a skill that shouldn't go unacknowledged. Put that shit in your CV.
Best way to get over a crush? Get to know them.
"I can't find a jacket that matches my outfit so I guess I'll just freeze to death." = Girl logic.
Sambusa, sambusa, I see you eat batata, ai se eu te pego, ai ai se eu te pego. Delicious, delicious, I see you eat batata, ai se eu te pego~
Did it occur to you that maybe Twitter says "What's happening?" in the confused sense, not in the "sup" sense? It might be as lost as we are
We always mock those younger than us. 16 year-olds mock 12 year-olds.. 18 year-olds mock 16 year-olds.. Saba7 mocks everyone ever..
"I was kinda excited about the new year but then I realized that time was made up by people and years are actually irrelevant."
Non-Arabs seem to think Madonna is immortal. Saba7 laughs in their faces.
I thought of you today and figured I should probably call to see how you're doing, but then I was like.. lol nah
"That guy is such an asshole to me. I love him." - girls
When you realize that the "background music" in your dream is actually your alarm clock and you're just like, ugh.
From blackberry to android.. I was blind but now I see.