I love that @godfreephil replies to fans. Especially @steven_peoples! It's always so awesome when artists do that. <3

Whenever I have a son, I will name him Castiel.

Clap your hands everybody! Everybody clap your hands! 'Cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want you to know that these are the breaks!

I'm gonna go get fucking high. Fuck this.

@yogurtpyramid Okay, anti-joke apple. >u<

@absolutewhat You are the epitome of adorable.

I WILL NEVER BUY A KIA FROM DUTCH MILLER BECAUSE OF HIS CREEPY ASS COMMERCIALS.

Just custom ordered my first #Anatometal front-facing captive for my septum in high polished titanium and a cabochon-cut white opal bead! :)

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Threw her in the trunk. Was tryna smash, get her cash, but her mouth was hella fast, so I threw her ass in the trunk.

I shouldn't have chugged a whole jug of orange gatorade on top of all that shit I had tonight. I'm going to be fucking sick in the morning.

FUCKING COMEBACK KID, MADBALL, AND TERROR ARE TOURING TOGETHER WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO ASDFGHJKL

 http://www.change.org/petitions/stephen-friedman-cancel-the-show-buckwild#share …

Embarrassing @blacksailsunset in front of his old people friends at Olive Garden was funny the other day. Love ol' Bry.

Punk's not dead, just sleeping off the whiskey.

I'm hungry again.

WOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE. WOAAAAHHH LIVIN' ON A PRAAYYERRR.

I hate most women.

I'm listening to Seasons by CunninLynguists on Pandora http://t.co/qyKqFLHt
#pandora

I'm listening to Yesterday by Atmosphere on Pandora http://t.co/snqKMlod
#pandora