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"NO NO NO NO" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match
some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what
fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks
u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question
what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid
hi son like my backwards hat? how bout that gerfald he sure eat a lasagna that cant be good for her. anyways bye *rollerblades away*
space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl
you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous
"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT
hey honey check out this powerpoint i made of my moodswings *flips open laptop so hard it smash into the wall* MAYBE LATER!!!
yeah i got a gym membership. its called life. watch me lift this big ass rock. now im gonna do 20 reps of pretending im a beautiful bird
im not here to make friends! - me at the zoo telling a lie lol
forgot my ipod so im just beatboxing on the bus.driver is breakdancing in the aisle. bus is going crazy right now we havent moved in 2 hours
if u get intimidatied by someone just think EVERY1 goes to bed at night and put a blanket over themself so they dont get to cold!!! Aw
when i was just born the doctor took me in his big strong arms and thats when i knew for sure i was gay as hell
fellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away
Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much
dinners READY! *i stab a hole in bottom of cornflakes box, 5 kids crawl in like spiders jostling for floor cereal i dont even know 2 of them
i want to be as cool as elvis his catch phrase was thank you very much. thats probably the coolest thing i ve ever heard
welcome to my online web page
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