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"NO NO NO NO" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match
what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid
u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question
fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks
you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous
"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT
hi son like my backwards hat? how bout that gerfald he sure eat a lasagna that cant be good for her. anyways bye *rollerblades away*
space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl
hey honey check out this powerpoint i made of my moodswings *flips open laptop so hard it smash into the wall* MAYBE LATER!!!
yeah i got a gym membership. its called life. watch me lift this big ass rock. now im gonna do 20 reps of pretending im a beautiful bird
im not here to make friends! - me at the zoo telling a lie lol
forgot my ipod so im just beatboxing on the bus.driver is breakdancing in the aisle. bus is going crazy right now we havent moved in 2 hours
I'm sick of families.. its like we get it, all you guys look the same. Get your own face
if u get intimidatied by someone just think EVERY1 goes to bed at night and put a blanket over themself so they dont get to cold!!! Aw
when i was just born the doctor took me in his big strong arms and thats when i knew for sure i was gay as hell
fellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away
dinners READY! *i stab a hole in bottom of cornflakes box, 5 kids crawl in like spiders jostling for floor cereal i dont even know 2 of them
"You miss 100% of the shots" - my hockey coach
welcome to my online web page
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