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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    Gift @famouscrab Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    @xboxsupport i accidtnly shot a man in GTA are you able to see if he is ok? he was wearing a red shirt and i shot him with a rocket launcher

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    hi son like my backwards hat? how bout that gerfald he sure eat a lasagna that cant be good for her. anyways bye *rollerblades away*

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    "carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    hey honey check out this powerpoint i made of my moodswings *flips open laptop so hard it smash into the wall* MAYBE LATER!!!

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    yeah i got a gym membership. its called life. watch me lift this big ass rock. now im gonna do 20 reps of pretending im a beautiful bird

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    im not here to make friends! - me at the zoo telling a lie lol

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    forgot my ipod so im just beatboxing on the bus.driver is breakdancing in the aisle. bus is going crazy right now we havent moved in 2 hours

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    if u get intimidatied by someone just think EVERY1 goes to bed at night and put a blanket over themself so they dont get to cold!!! Aw

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    I'm sick of families.. its like we get it, all you guys look the same. Get your own face

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    fellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    when i was just born the doctor took me in his big strong arms and thats when i knew for sure i was gay as hell

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    dinners READY! *i stab a hole in bottom of cornflakes box, 5 kids crawl in like spiders jostling for floor cereal i dont even know 2 of them

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  • famouscrab
      famous crab @famouscrab

    Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much

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