Listen, shit-breathed garbage people: Why I repeat some jokes on Twitter (by Rob Delaney) http://t.co/JxomXfdi

RT @manchesterriots: Sign inside Subway in Manchester - http://t.co/oxMTz8Q #ManchesterRiots

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. #bumpersticker

"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company." Scott Adams #quote

"If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could piss in it before delivery." #geekquotes

RT @seanie1965: My fav so far RT The Empire Strikes Bach - Darth Vader takes up piano lessons #SFFilmsMadeDullByChangingOneLetter

Must see! RT @thepoke The Internet: A Warning From History  http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/17/the-internet-a-warning/ …

No disclosure: Pinterest is quietly generating revenue by modifying user submitted pins http://t.co/smFYJ6ot

"Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are." #geekquotes

"Windows 7 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously." #geekquotes

RT @rationalists: A Christian asked what it was like to be an atheist. I asked him if he believed in Islam. He said, "no."I said,"Like that"

"The Waste Land": A 20th-century masterpiece becomes the best example yet of how to make a digital book http://dld.bz/adzMF

Astrobiologists discover fossils in meteorite fragments, confirming extraterrestrial life  http://is.gd/VXemdv 

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." Ann Landers #quote

Don't buy into all that Disneyfication - great piece by @davewiner: The Un-Internet http://t.co/WzB9arOL

RT @rolldiggity Twitter does its best work in the first five minutes after a disaster, and its worst in the twelve hours after that.

What Online Social Networks May Know about Non-members: the automatic generation of shadow profiles http://t.co/ttKeb6jB

XSS (Cross Site Scripting) Cheat Sheet http://t.co/mXONqaQs (by the one and only @rsnake!) #geekstuff #security

RT @thefakecnn: Study: Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know

RT @youranonnews: Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.