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People trying to explain MGMT songs:
'It's about a handjob'
'Newton's 3rd law of thermodynamics'
Coursework mark schemes could not be more vague:
Explain in detail
Explain in more detail
Explain all the detail
Why do driving instructors wave at each other? Do they know every driving instructor? Do they all live in the test centre?
Surprised nobody in an exam has thrown down their pen and demanded a trial by combat
If Toby thinks this BBQ is going to be quiet chills he's sorely mistaken, i've got a playlist containing only pirate metal and a bag of MDMA
So when Bond walks into random girls' showers its "romantic" but when I do it I'm a "sex offender" and "have to leave Premier Inn"
Games Software Dev student at SHU. Your friendly neighbourhood fun dad at a bbq