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People trying to explain MGMT songs:
'It's about a handjob'
'Newton's 3rd law of thermodynamics'
I can't see how anyone can be an aggressive drunk. all I want to do is dad dance to smash mouth
Coursework mark schemes could not be more vague:
Explain in detail
Explain in more detail
Explain all the detail
I bet Neville Longbottom tried to get cool by pretending to smoke weed
"Yo guys 10 points to spliffindor am I right"
Why do driving instructors wave at each other? Do they know every driving instructor? Do they all live in the test centre?
Surprised nobody in an exam has thrown down their pen and demanded a trial by combat
If Toby thinks this BBQ is going to be quiet chills he's sorely mistaken, i've got a playlist containing only pirate metal and a bag of MDMA
Hate these yoghurt adverts where the person in the ad has an orgasm after eating yoghurt. Like, in reality that almost never happens
Fighter of the nightman
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